by papajdogg3 December 09, 2016
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
by harry flashman August 06, 2003
Became popular in the 2007 movie SuperBad. This Phrase is used when you are feeling disrespected or if you come up short on luck.
Example 1:
Evan - "Hey is this the line for the bathroom?"
Chick - "What the fuck does it look like.."
Evan - "Ohh yea.. Fuck Me right"
Example 2:
Student 1 - "Excuse Me Mrs. Teacher May i use the bathroom?"
Teacher - "No, you've been disrespectful today"
Student 2 - "Could I go to the Bathroom?"
Teacher - "Sure"
Student 1 - "FUCK ME RIGHT.."
Evan - "Hey is this the line for the bathroom?"
Chick - "What the fuck does it look like.."
Evan - "Ohh yea.. Fuck Me right"
Example 2:
Student 1 - "Excuse Me Mrs. Teacher May i use the bathroom?"
Teacher - "No, you've been disrespectful today"
Student 2 - "Could I go to the Bathroom?"
Teacher - "Sure"
Student 1 - "FUCK ME RIGHT.."
by Superbad2009 April 15, 2009
1. To get fucked until you have become proper or have learned your lesson. Usually said after one has done something really bad.
2. When having sexual intercourse, one does a position or sexual activity wrong causing the other person/partner to yell out "FUCK ME PROPER!"
2. When having sexual intercourse, one does a position or sexual activity wrong causing the other person/partner to yell out "FUCK ME PROPER!"
by ManOfCars June 22, 2009
A phrase used usually by an older man, when shit just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.
A. Hey Karen I just had a shitty day at work and all I want to do is watch T.V. do you know where the remote is?
B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?
A. Just Fuck me to Tears
B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?
A. Just Fuck me to Tears
by bellbelleza March 27, 2010
Computer Slang. From the Jargon file:
Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of curare-tipped wrought-iron fence *and no lubricants*!" The phrase is sometimes heard abbreviated `FMH' in polite company.
Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of curare-tipped wrought-iron fence *and no lubricants*!" The phrase is sometimes heard abbreviated `FMH' in polite company.
I got yet another BSOD cleaning up all the !@#$-ing spyware on my computer.
"Argh! Fuck me harder!"
(sarcasm)
"Argh! Fuck me harder!"
(sarcasm)
by bobsyeruncle February 03, 2005