Did you ever think “What is a male Karen called?”
Well, I would like to introduce you to Frank. He drives a giant pickup truck and takes it around town just begging and pestering people to pay attention to it. His
country music is so loud that you can hear it from 12 houses away. He often loves to showboat. He often pulls a boat with his truck and takes it to work with him just so he can try to impress all of his coworkers (even though most, if not, all of them can’t stand him.) He also talks so loud you can hear him from the other side of a Dave and Buster’s. He drinks so much that he’s probably gotten at least two DUI’s. He watches football extremely often, and thinks that watching football is a religion. He screams and cries so much when the
New England Patriots win, even though they won
the super bowl like 6 times already. In fact, the neighbors have called the cops and filed so many noise complaints yet he won’t stop. He’s a huge trump supporter. If he gets bad service at a store, he’ll go on a rampage just like Karen.
Innocent employee: Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’ve been causing nothing but
disturbance since you got here.
Frank: (loud
obnoxious screaming, everyone goes silent)NO! I AIN’T FUCKIN LEAVIN! YOU FUCKING
PIECES OF SHIT! I HAVEN’T DONE NOTHIN YOU FUCKIN WHORES! FUCK YOU!
