Founding-Father

The act of pouring powderd crack into a Male's urethra, packing it down like a musket, and climaxing into a partner's mouth or nose

You know, I just had to give her ye ol' founding-father

by Chrombompulus Michael October 22, 2019

laying the foundation

When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.

before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.

"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"

by peanutbuttapi November 19, 2009

Chinese water fountain

When you are getting head from your girl and the split second before you ejaculate you upper cut that bitch, resulting your dick getting bit off. That's when your jizz and blood spew out like a water fountain.

It did hurt a little when she bit my penis off, but she sure did enjoy my chinese water fountain.

by moneymanizel$2$ June 2, 2016

err_file_not_found

when google is being a dick

me: hey google call mom
google: err_file_not_found

by err_file_not_found May 22, 2018

404 Not Found

The screen of death

Oh shit, I just typed my website wrong and it says "404 Not Found". I hate the internet.

by Ashabeth October 20, 2008

I found a shell

Commonly used term highlighting a lack of awareness/indifference to the actions of others. Popular within the surfing community.

M: This tube's too strong dude, I'm gonna wipe out
S: I found a shell

by Stu@rt March 20, 2008

Frothy Fountian

The frothy fountain is when a guy goes for round two of sex after he has already came inside his girl with so much friction and air contact the cum from both people begins to foam in excess. When the right consistancy has been achieved, the guy is to thrust very hard creating a "fountain" effect. Splattering the cum where ever it may land. If he is lucky, double points if it lands on her face.

He received extra bragging points from his buddies when his "Frothy Fountian" creation splattered in his womans face.

by DildoSaggin's October 17, 2010