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fonging

To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."
Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.
by spidey1000 May 13, 2008
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frogging

when being deep-throated to grasp the partner tightly behind the neck until they pass out. a frog in the throat
joe grabbed june across the road for a frogging session but was heard screaming when instead of passing out she bit his cock off
by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004
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frogging

A sexual act where two females frot with strap-on dildos and a male penetrates one female up her anus. While doing so, the male leapfrogs over the other female while rubbing sandpaper on his inner thighs.
Last week, my girlfriend and her friend wanted to go frogging while they fooled around.
by Andrew McCarty November 13, 2007
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frogging ash pole

All you have to do is change one letter ineach word-and ta-da! There you have it. A secret way to swear, but I would never ever say this at my Baptist school, so be careful about how you use it.
by NotEmily May 13, 2005
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Lolly Fagging

The act of lighting a ciggarette and/or smoking it in order to distract yourself from current events or simply keep your hands busy. This is often an impulsive action.
Jose: Ayo, what's taking the bus so long?

Rob: I don't know, but how about lolly fagging while we wait? No homo.
by Silvano M. January 20, 2009
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Fagging

to show off your drumming skills. given its name because the person showing off is usually called a fag by the people surrounding him.
james is such a fag when he is fagging with his asian triplets.
by drummer5676 June 27, 2008
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Fagging

v. screwin every fuckin thing up!
"man that asshole is fagging up tha table!"
by bobb February 6, 2003
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