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turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.
Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!
by Lotte September 21, 2004
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shower fluffer

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.
I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.
by Drewtopia February 12, 2009
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fluffedupp

Just plain excited about everything!!
Damn, I'm so fluffedupp about today!
by DOC JOE January 24, 2010
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Fluffer

A male or female porn video production associate, who is not an actor/actress due to looks or willingness to be filmed on video for entertainment. Their sole responsibility it is to get or keep the male porn star aroused between scenes or takes, by any means necessary.
Janice was not willing to take on 3 guys at once on video but she is great at giving head. She would make an excellent fluffer.
by Phil MaGroing December 12, 2016
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kitty fluffer

The male version of a cock tease. A man who fluffs the whiskers of a pussy.
Joanne: "Man that guy was saying all the right things to make me jump his bone and then he just left!"

Chrissy: " Girl I knew he was trouble when we first spotted him. Nothing but a kitty fluffer!"
by Hans_Brix February 3, 2010
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Pillow Fluffer

An object, usually a golf club or baseball bat hidden under the passenger seat of an automobile, used to beat the crap out of anyone who gives you shit while you are in or near your car.
Norris, go get my pillow fluffer out of the car so I can smash this kids face in.
by Tommy May 31, 2003
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fluffer

An active fantasy sports owner who, because of complete incompetence, provides an easy W for their opponent when matched up in head-to-head leagues (H2H).
Brian and Dave are the league fluffers once again. If I could face them for the rest of the regular season I would be guaranteed a postseason birth.
by YouthofToday November 16, 2009
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