Flat Stanley

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.

*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?

by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009

flat front

-noun
1. any living being that does not share the genital structure of a male being, thus not sharing the same mental capacity or ability to empathize or care.
2. someone with a vagina.
3. a woman, female, or girl.
4. typically used when pointing out the general female population or a specific member of the female population in a derogatory sense.
5. the crotchal region of a female. "Your flat front is well groomed."

"She has no concept of reality because she is a flat front." "Flat fronts are good at lying, deceiving and using their powers to manipulate."

by D. Miller September 5, 2007

down like four flat tires on a dump truck

Means that you are cool about doing something.

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.

by Larry Scott January 3, 2008

flat earth

The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.

Wow! The flat earth society has members from all around the globe!

by High_AF October 18, 2018

flat tiring

the act of stepping on the backs of other peoples shoes causing them to trip or completely loose your shoe.

"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in the hall?"
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."

by forkandspoon February 4, 2010

flat vanilla coke

The worst tasting soda ever. Might be the only time to buy a regular coke.

Guy 1: Hey dude have a vanilla coke
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.

by brettheawesome June 16, 2010

flat city

used to describe a party or other social occasion inhabited by a large amount of flat/small-chested chicks. In other words, a major letdown.

Dude, you know that rager at Cody's house last night? Flat City all the way. I almost regret going.

by M_88 December 5, 2011