Close to the flagpole

Term used in the military or government to describe being near a headquarters. The flagpole is often located near this building. Its not someplace most people want to be since it usually involves political infighting, following all rules to the letter and bureaucratic drudgery.

This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.

I've been goofing off way out here but they're moving me close to the flagpole.

by sfmc98 September 30, 2009

Vlogger's flap

A word used by Roman Atwood to describe is chicken flap on his arm near his triceps.
The term is derived from the fact that he is a vlogger with a flap.

He has some serious Vlogger's flap, he could probably fly!

by Budder Tortoise July 7, 2016

The American-Indian T.P. Flap Theory

There has been much said about men and women and their respective dating strategies. Much of the ‘rules’ about these gender interactions have been debated and discussed for years. When does a person slip out of that ‘potential mate’ category and into the friend-zone?This theory proposes that it is less about time, and more about the dimensions that surround the particular relationship that dictates this.

One must first imagine an American-Indian T.P or tent pole that was first used in the mid-18th century and is still being used today. It can be closed by closing the flap and this flap can be held open to allow for easy entry and exit into the tent. If one were to apply this picture to a relationship between a man and a woman, it will allow for the theory to be understood. The theory says that when the flap is open, the relationship still has potential to turn into a romantic one. However, once this flap is closed and the time has elapsed, the relationship enters the friend-zone as referred to earlier and it remains this way. The potential for any further romantic activity or feelings has diminished.

The reasons for the closing of the flap are specific to the relationship. Examples could be lack of common ground, lack of sexual attraction, an immobile man not ‘making the move’ and a host of others.

Rob: "Oh my shattered nations, i better move fast, cause according to The American-Indian T.P. Flap theory, my flap is closing soon with Shaniqua!"

by <:six_cents:> January 4, 2012

mud flap

Getting shit on the back of ones testicles due to explosive diahhrea.

That Taco Bell I ate came out so fast I mudflapped it.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

flarple

not totally unlike a shart a flarple is used to describe the passing of gass with the anus sphincter walls vibrating to produce a rumbling bass effect, with a hint of lubrication to create a lower ending sound. Can also be used as a put-down

That fart sounded like a real flarple.

Hey you f'ing flarple why did you do that?

by Judge Shmendric January 20, 2008

Flap Cabinet

Another Term for Vagina.
The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body

Also an Insult.

He liked the taste of her Flap Cabinet

You ate the last vegetarian taco, You Flap Cabinet!

by MandeeTheGreat April 22, 2006

nut flap

to move your hips up and down in a humping motion so that your scrotum swings up and down giving the appearance of your "nuts flapping".

I saw robert in the hall today doing the nut flap.

by Alden aka Ginger July 28, 2008