Five-Shooter

A latex glove used as a condom.

I was able to come five times last night, thanks to my trusty five-shooter.

by Supershoes July 17, 2018

Five steppage

When you're on the stairs walking down, and 5 steps below you you can see the most AWESOME-CLEAVAGE-EVER

The best distance on stairs from which to observe cleavage

Yo i was walkin down da stairs, and dis chick was walkin up, and i saw some five steppage

or just as a fragment while walking

DUDE, FIVE STEPPAGE

by lukelovespinkstuff1034 February 11, 2009

five hargreeves

the hottest bish in tua, also vanya's besti. can't sing well tho

name the hottest person in the world
tua fan: five hargreeves, aka daddy

by evillittlec0ckroach March 13, 2021

Five Hargreeves

The most smooth-skinned 58 year old on the planet.
Looks 14, actually.
...
WAiT a DAmN mInuTe.

You’re such a Five Hargreeves!

by Umbrella ☂ May 26, 2021

Five Guys

A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.

Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.

by CaptainPete2024 October 31, 2023

brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by bigminiman12 April 25, 2016

Count Five

A really good band that sang an ace song called Psychotic Reaction. Nobody's ever really heard of them which is a shame as they're really cool

Me: What d'you think of Led Zeppelin?
Someone: I think they're ace!
Me: Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Someone: Ace too!
Me: Queen?
Someone: Also ace!
Me: The Clash?
Someone: Awesome!
Me: Count Five?
Someone: Who?

by count-five-fan January 15, 2005