brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping

"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"

by bigminiman12 January 15, 2016

Five Hargreeves

The most smooth-skinned 58 year old on the planet.
Looks 14, actually.
...
WAiT a DAmN mInuTe.

You’re such a Five Hargreeves!

by Umbrella ☂ May 26, 2021

five hargreeves

the hottest bish in tua, also vanya's besti. can't sing well tho

name the hottest person in the world
tua fan: five hargreeves, aka daddy

by evillittlec0ckroach March 13, 2021

Five Guys

A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.

Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.

by CaptainPete2024 October 31, 2023

Five-Shooter

A latex glove used as a condom.

I was able to come five times last night, thanks to my trusty five-shooter.

by Supershoes July 17, 2018

Count Five

A really good band that sang an ace song called Psychotic Reaction. Nobody's ever really heard of them which is a shame as they're really cool

Me: What d'you think of Led Zeppelin?
Someone: I think they're ace!
Me: Lynyrd Skynyrd?
Someone: Ace too!
Me: Queen?
Someone: Also ace!
Me: The Clash?
Someone: Awesome!
Me: Count Five?
Someone: Who?

by count-five-fan January 15, 2005

Shoddy Fives

When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.

The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.

AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!

Eric: Shoddy fives bro.

by The Drifter_ September 12, 2009