Fitted before the fitted

The fitted that you rock so you can feel like a thug while you're trying to pick out what clothes and fitted you're really gonna wear for the night. The fitted before the fitted has no say in what you're going to wear to the festivities of the night, it just ensures you look extra icy as you're getting ready.

A knockoff of the Situations "shirt before the shirt."

I was rockin the Angels fitted before the fitted before I picked out the Orioles fitted (after the fitted).

Yo is that's a sweet fitted before the fitted, you're gonna look like a baller tonight.

by Strackus September 8, 2010

uncle fister

someone who fantasises constantly about fisting- ANYTHING and who will go to any lengths to fullfill this fantasy

oi you! stop going at that there turkey you old uncle fister you i catch you at it one more time and i'll get the RSPCA on you.

by letty July 9, 2003

Sister fister resister

Someone who is against pewdiepies "sister fister"

"The sister fister resister club is protesting for it to be the 'brister fister'"

by Save.meeee.boii August 21, 2017

FITTED

In the car scene nowadays, wheel fitment is a big deal. To achieve a "FITTED" stance, one must have suspension modifications that allow the vehicle to sit low to the ground. Next would be the right rim size and offset. While choosing the right wheels may be difficult, its all about calculations along with trial and error. Now tires are just as important as a hotdog to a bun. One must find the correct size to fit the rim and try to get the lowest sidewall possible to allow the vehicle more low and less wheel gap. Last but not least is Camber and Stretch. Camber and Stretch allows the vehicle to run wider wheels than normal and tuck directly under the fenders for a super flush fitment.

Damn foo, check out that gangster ass LS430 over there. That shit is fitted son.

by punkhop83 / Nickoli December 28, 2009

fitted cap

the right size condom

Hakim:"last nite was crazy I woke up and this ugly hoe was in my bed."
Davon:"did you fuck her?"
Hakim:"I think so my fitted cap was in the garbage with my unborn in it"
Davon:ahaha man you fucked her!

by Ahmayzeing Jackson May 19, 2010

Twisted Fister

1. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or a female having intercourse with a female. The one giving the Twisted Fister grabs a handful of potato chips and then fists the female, twists their arm and then releases the chips.

Man and woman are having intercourse while snacking on potato chips. Man discreetly grags a handful of chips and gives the woman a Twisted Fister. Woman is surprised and later askes, "Who ate all the chips?".

by BitLulu July 16, 2007

Fitted Hat

The crown for douschebags. People who wear these hats usually exhibit most or all of the following traits: Thinking they are actually cool, Talking down to random strangers, Talking sarcastically to authority figures because it like the hat makes them feel 'badass', Live with 1 or less testicles, Like to pretend like they can skateboard, Think wearing this fitted hat gives them permission to talk to women like they actually have a chance, Think they are above common courtesy like taking off that hat indoors or even opening doors for women or anyone for that matter. These hats usually have no actual effect at blocking out sunlight because wearers usually tip them so far up.

*Note All Above Rules DONOT Apply If The Wearer Is Black*

"Haha dude look at that poser over there trying to skateboard, he just faceplanted and lost his fitted hat."

"Kid, back off my girlfriend and its not even sunny outside so take off the pointless hat.

by ono412 September 15, 2010