granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma

"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"

by Lombard South May 17, 2016

finger shackle

Wedding band or ring

Dude.....check out that hot girl over there. Oh yeah, forgot that you have a finger shackle on.

by coldwar September 18, 2010

finger stinger

a remnant of a joint of marijuana. After smoking a joint down to the end, to hold and smoke it would more than likely burn the smoker's fingers. Also known as a roach.

Dude: You don't have any roaches to smoke?

Dudette: Nah, they're all finger stingers.

by StopUsingAlltheGoodNames February 10, 2010

Cream Finger

When you get a epic head job which somehow leads to anal play...usually a finger in the rim or sometimes two...

Jenny was like a semon vacuum cleaner last night! ..and too add to the excitement, she rammed a finger up my bum for added pleasure leading to me blowing a milk shake on her face...wow, now that was a Cream Finger!!

by Fasteddie666 March 24, 2021

devil's finger

Where one inserts a hot chilli into their anal cavity.

"Yo bro are you ok?"

"Hell no, my ass is still on fire from the devil's finger at last night's initiation."

by t_m_b June 7, 2016

CHUD Fingers

Essentially similiar to sausage fingers but for relatively disgusting people making the reference to C.H.U.D. ever so amusing.

That dude can't use an iPOD for business because he has CHUD Fingers.

by chudpuppet May 13, 2009

Pity Fingering

When a guy comes too quickly during sex and the girl is left unsatisfied, it is common courtesy to offer to finish her off with the hands or mouth. It is also an act of pity if she was very close but the guy beat her to the finish line. Best undertaken without drawing attention to the fact that it is, in fact, out of pity.

Girl: oh yeah! oh my god, it's going to happen, i'm so close, aah aaah aaaaa-
Boy: -orgasms- im really sorry...
Girl: ...oh
Boy: do you want me to finish you off?
Girl:i don't want your pity fingering... -sulk-

by woo&t August 13, 2010