Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

by Marc Wins November 25, 2022

Purest Filth

A group of friends that get drunk every weekend and experience serious DADS (day after drinking shits)

Wow do you reckon those girls are 'Purest filth".

by captbrittiff February 8, 2017

filth basket

When you're not quite sure which form of English you're using.
The ultimate form of "bin" and "trash can"

"throw this in the filth basket, mate"
"ok!"

by Therealobama69 April 28, 2021

Filth

Your prime adversary.

A term often used to describe the police.

The men in black.

Everytime we try to get out, the filth pulls us back in.

by Dutch Thompinson May 23, 2020

FILTH

Father I’d Like To Hump

I’m not attracted to him, but the fact that he’s a stay at home dad makes him a definite FILTH

by BOUS Master December 14, 2017

Old St Filth

A very old man with a grey beard and grey hair
Often quite filthy
Comes from the term for santa old st filth

Oh my god fuck me in the poontang its Old St Filth

by grant yon wei astal September 21, 2007