Filet Mignon

A Filet Mignon is the sexual act of performing oral sex until the male genitalia goes from a soft boner to a "semi-hard" dick then sticking the penis in the vagina until it becomes hard. The act got its name because the filet mignon cut of beef is known for being the most tender, like a soft penis.

Bro, Chelsey couldn't get my dick hard last night, so we filet mignoned until i was hard enough to blow my load.

by Danomite23 March 15, 2011

Five finger fillet

When the boy can fit all for of his finger and thumb into the woman's vagina.

"I gave that chick a good five finger fillet"

by Parkerboi April 9, 2015

filetbia

The split of the labia just under the clitoris.

Dude, it looks like a butterflied fish filet just below her labia. You mean her filetbia? Yes sir, that is it.

by Clippyrip October 21, 2008

filetbia

The split of the labia just under the clitoris.

Dude, her labia looks like a butterflied fish filet just below her clitoris. You mean her filetbia? Yes sir, that is it.

by Clippyrip October 20, 2008

Filetstead

A stated of extreme inebriation whereby the subject's immediate friends' and wingpersons' evenings are cooked.

I was gonna hook up with that girl but Gozer got so filetstead he was yacking in the microwave, so I had to cart his sorry ass home instead.

by Gozer182 July 14, 2010

Figgety Fucked Up

Extremely pushed to the most aggravated edge of something; irritated (emotion-wise); strong feelings or habit forming

"That dude had me figgety fucked up the other morning."

by Honeybun456 September 20, 2016

Figget

'Fig' for short, is a substitute for the word 'faggot' with the intention of insulting a person, without meaning gay and triggering the LGBTQ community. (Figget =/= Faggot)

Hamish Bull is a figget who caught herpes from his dad.

by Steven hsiao December 7, 2016