Fetch

- british slang
- gretchen keeps trying to make it happen.

gretchen : - that is so fetch!

regina: - gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen.

by girlsluvr98 November 5, 2019

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

fetch

use this when something good happens to you or your friends (used by gretchen from the movie mean girls)

"hey check out regina's new shoes"

"omg those are so fetch!"

by anonymous January 6, 2021

Fetch

He’s a good boy, he just takes everything too literally

EL.

Lets join and play fetch
Don’t care if I make a mess
Wide and open ready for the task,task,task
Raw emotion ready to be cast,cast,cast
Look into the eyes until your lost,lost,lost
And chasing wishes no matter the cost,cost,cost

by anonymous January 5, 2021

Fetch

A popular term used to describe how cool something is

"That's so fetch!" "OH MY GOD! Your shirt is so FETCH!"

by anonymous February 7, 2023

Fetch

It’s slang, from England. It means cool or trendy.

Girl 1: that’s so fetch

Girl 2: what’s fetch?
Girl 1: It’s like slang, from England

by Squirty Tomatoes July 2, 2023

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

by cuksocker August 30, 2013