Porkage Fee

It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.

He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.

by Jajshdyussjjdjdpqalskjxxhhvz July 10, 2023

fee fi foe dum

A person who lives above you and makes a point to stomp on the floor because you are talking downstairs and it is too loud for them, or flush the toilet, or watch TV.......

What was that loud thud up stairs? Oh just fee fi foe dum sitting listening for any noise, then he stomps.

by Maedforyou August 9, 2023

Fee

When a person (woman) is just a side chick not your main

Bro she just my fee she not my Main thing chill.

by Side boy 212 May 23, 2022

phenominal fee

What da supposedly-minor service-charge is actually gonna be.

I was told by da customer-service rep at my computer's manufacturer dat there would be a "nominal rate of $1.99 per minute" for tech-support, but I knew dat said service-call would likely take a good forty-five minutes, and so I decided to just wait till morning and ask my computer-geek buddy to take a look at it instead... no need to pay a phenominal fee of 90-plus bucks!

by QuacksO May 17, 2020

Travelers Fee

when you take a toke more then you were supposed to because the next person in the rotation wasn't paying attention.

"hey that was my hit!"

"Travelers fee man, you gotta pay more attention when I'm trying to pass you the spliff"

by Eyes Like Cherry's January 22, 2009

Boom Fee

A amount of money that is paid after throwing up at a party/gathering.

Person_1: Did you see Karen last night?
Person_2: Yeah man, we're going to have a charge a fucking boom fee at the next jam.

by Ladies_Man135 May 16, 2010

fee speech

The subscription fee you pay to a blog site or BBS so you can have the privilege of blogging or posting on that site.

Sorry--I forgot to tell you it's a fee speech board.

by A 21st Century Man July 19, 2010