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hate fap

verb - the act of masturbating while in an escalated state of anger and/or resentment directed toward oneself.
"Damn! I lost another job for stealing, and I flunked my math final. I'm such an idiot! Time to watch some hardcore and hate fap until I've learned my goddamn lesson once and for all!"
by quarknaught April 17, 2014
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Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.
Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily
by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015
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Double Fap

Verb; The act of a man Masturbating twice or more within ten minutes, with the affect being that he is no longer, In any way, Horny or aroused.
Bro 1: dude... I have an interview with this Mega Hot chick Later today! and I really need this Job.
Bro 2: That sucks bro, just make sure you don't hit on her.
Bro 1: I have it handled, I already double fapped.
Bro 2: Good thinking.
by Pool Ruler September 6, 2013
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Fap papers

This will be your room.

Underneath the bed, you'll find some fap papers.
by Fukaface! September 9, 2020
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Clarity fap

When you are undecided about a girl and jerk it before seeing her only to find it was your dick thinking. Now that its over you really dont want to see her so you make up a bs excuse to not go out
Blake wanted to go out with this girl whos been screwing with his head for way too long, luckily he had a clarity fap beforehand now he doesnt want to see her.
by CruelAmen November 11, 2017
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Fap map

Hey girl did you see Magic Mike last night. Yeah hun, permanently marked on my fap map.
by Fap map October 6, 2017
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Platinum Fap

Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.

See also Fap.
1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."
by Scrapbook Revolution August 1, 2010
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