failatio

The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.

Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!

by jtf81 October 14, 2009

airplane fail

A nickname for someone who drives a remote-controlled plane and the plane crash-lands.

Man 1: Hey, airplane fail.
Man 2: My remote-controlled plane did crash-land.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

Feng Cao Fail

A Feng Cao Fail is a fail of unfathomable magnitude. This is reserved for fails that are so bad, the term "Epic Fail" isn't strong enough.

The Exxon Valdez oil spill was a Feng Cao Fail.

by FengCao August 4, 2009

Fail Blog

An awesome site that has pictures and videos of epic fails.

-Dude, have you checked fail blog recently?
-Yeah, that guy got owned!!

by Jsol January 2, 2009

failed smile

The look that you get when you know you are defeated or have failed.

When Sasha Cohen won the silver medal at the Olympics after falling in her program and losing any hope of gold, she got failed smile.

by Sean Bloodgood July 21, 2008

Swedish fail

An un-successful and often ridiculous attempt to use Swedish vernacular in American culture.

Swede: i just bought a pair of finger gloves
American: no those are just gloves, what do you call mittens?
Swede: thumb gloves
American: Swedish Fail!

by rexted April 17, 2014

get out of fail free card

can be given or requested
for use when u do something douche-baggy, asshole-ish or embarrassing while drunk..

ie
Stan:"Damn Cody, u hit on my sister, sucker punched my roommate and pissed all over my girls car!!!"

Cody:"yyyeehh...Dude u gonna have to let me hold a get out of fail free card on this one. I don't usually drink the white....come on"

by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009