faking out

faking out: drunk kissing. So you're at a party and you end up kissing your best friend or just someone who's really icky. It doesn't matter, cos you weren't making out, you were faking out (can also be used for popular people and geeks)

'Woah, you were totally making out with Laurence, we have photographic evidence'
'What? that wasn't making out, that was faking out!'
(and your integrity stays intact!)

by unknown_pill July 3, 2006

fagina

when a grown-up teaches a baby how to say vagina but instead the baby says fagina.

mother: say vagina
baby: fagina

by stoopid July 20, 2004

client-facing

In a client-vendor relationship situation, the act of cunnilingus, specifically performed by a male member of the vendor company upon a female representing the client organization.

Colleague #1: "So, whaddya workin' on right now?"
Colleague #2: "I'm client-facing on that healthcare claims project."
Colleague #1: "Dude!"

by galamaria March 7, 2008

faginity

The virginity that is associated with homosexuals.

Heeeeyy... Guess what girlfriend? I lost my faginity to a cute sailor last night!

by canopy December 9, 2007

Ball Facing

The act of placing balls on ones face using a permo and/or whiteout

"Katie, we must go ball facing again sometime"

or

"Boy, that Ass Pirate sure deserves a bit of Ball Facing if I do say so myself"

by Richard_69er_diner July 17, 2007

bologna facing

the act wrecking the paint job on someone's car by putting a smiley face made out of bologna on the hood.

i just bologna faced that dude's car, he's gonna be pissed when he peels the bologna off and realizes that the paint job is wrecked. (bologna facing)

by lumberjackattack October 29, 2005

FAFing

To have lots of fun with friends (A.K.A Bros).

Bro 1: I am having so much fun completing '10 Bros 1 Keg'.

Bro 2: Ya were are FAFing hard.

by Spurrberry September 8, 2011