Father Martin

He’s the priest. Don’t trust him! He only tells lies!

“Yo father Martin just asked me to go to the garden!”
“DONT GO! ITS ALL LIES”

by 89oy May 29, 2020

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Fatherfucker

Fatherfucker- The Big version of motherfucker

Don’t be such a Fatherfucker.

by Jaedeesim October 30, 2020

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Father Jonathan's

A verbose way of saying Papa John's, an international pizza chain.

Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!

by my name is not billy February 21, 2021

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A condition that can only affect males. It is given to a person when a sibling does something so vile that causes the father to go get the milk (i.e. becoming a furry, downloading Genshin Impact, etc). Symptoms include: attraction to animals, feeling like a femboy, wanting to be a discord kitten, and shrinking of the penis. Once the affliction sets in, you have 1 week to live, however, there is a cure. Undo or get your sibling to undo whatever it is they did that made your father leave. If you show any symptoms of Fatherlessoliosis, then good luck, you'll need it.

Armani was suffering from Fatherlessoliosis because his sister decided to download Genshin Impact

by TheDerpyTree June 29, 2023

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dink Feather

a feather used to sexual arouse a dick

"dude is that your dink feather?"

by JIMBOJACKSON April 14, 2010

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childrenless fathers

1. Fathers that lost their children through Family Court; 2. Child Support process; 3. Baby-mama drama.

Childrenless Fathers

by The Sentinel Inceptionator July 11, 2016

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Ur Brother a Mother and Ur Daughter the Father

The pinnacle of family-sexuality insults. See ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.

Combines 2 rhymes and flows them together flawlessly.

This insult causes the earth itself to quake, the heavens to shudder, and hell to freeze over.

Billy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: well ur dad lesbian
Billy: well ur granny tranny!

Bobby: BRO UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Billy: -glares- UR BROTHER A MOTHER AND UR DAUGHTER THE FATHER
Bobby's soul leaves his body, and his flesh liquefies. The sun darkens, and the earth shakes.

by MoonCzer March 29, 2018

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