Farm girl facial

When a famers daughter shits on your chest, dips her thumb in it and wipes it on your forehead: Also known as the reverse Simba.

The boss mans daughter gave me a farm girl facial the other day.

by Shatner October 7, 2021

war-bear facial

When a girl gets a facial from an amani war-bear as seen on WoW.

Remi, did you see that chicks face?
Yea kevin, she so got a war-bear facial!

by sucklefish October 10, 2008

high speed facials

When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.

high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.

by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014

Facial Once Removed

When one creeps into a persons home and ejaculates on their pillow.

- That creepshow gave me a facial once removed... I woke up all fucking sticky...

by LeadTrigger February 13, 2008

Facial Pubes

When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.

My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.

by Dr. Crow December 20, 2008

Wisconsin Facial

Human sexual practice when a lactating female intentionally squeezes breastmilk all over the males face.

My baby's momma gave me a wisconsin facial last night so I had to give her a hot-carl.

by Chris September 15, 2004

fach

A term used for face; the fancy way of saying face.

Dude, Shut your fach.

by Dave Eddy March 22, 2003