Exnervous

When you are so excited and nervous about something

I am so exnervous about the Covid vaccine

by Tddufgg du hd February 3, 2021

Expertatitis

expertatitis is a kind of mental disease where people affected with this are very likely to spit out a bunch of useless stuff around their answer, trying to validate & applaud their own expertise! you can find people affected with this on quora all the time, where you will look for an answer, and find these people's answers, but you will need to read through a bunch of useless stuff to find what you are actually looking for. These are the people who give 1 line answer in 10 lines

bro, I hate quora sometimes, because most of the time, I see answers from people who have Expertatitis!

Half of the experts on quora are suffering from Expertatitis!

by InYourFaceDuh September 1, 2021

impulsive expert

A person who often decides that he or she is going to know more (about whatever you happen to be talking about) than you know.

I was talking to Anna about my boyfriend the other day, and she kept correcting me about everything I said about him. She's never even met him! Ugh, she ALWAYS does that.

I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!

by AHHHHHHbekah. October 28, 2009

whine expert

One who has mastered the art of fine whining (to include both whining and dining and professional whine reviews). This individual can, at a moment's notice, provide deep, nuanced, and exceptionally whiny perspectives and analysis.

Bob: Not to complain, but I feel Jim complains far too often.
Steve: Of course he complains. It's his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
Bob: Why, whatever do you mean?
Steve: Well Bob, Jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
Bob: Ahh, right then; that explains it.

by Le Complaint Sommelier February 15, 2014

Incest expert

Synonym: Pornstar

Person 1: Whoa.. why is he so in love with his cousins?
Person 2: That’s just Pornstar, he’s an incest expert, straight from Alabama.

by Python3 July 28, 2019

Gold Experience Requiem

It’s basically God. Also the physical definition of an Uno reverse card. Also sends you to a death loop. Just don’t fuck with it, or Giorno Giovanna.

Gold Experience Requiem: I’m basically god motherfucker.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Hershey Experience

When you go to Hershey park with you best friend and you lose every last bit of your innocence and the ability to have whipped cream and marshmallows

Friend 1: Hey you want a marshmallow

Friend 2: No
Friend 1: Why not
Friend 2: Because of the Hershey Experience

by Definitely Mateo November 17, 2021