can you even

Can you even ,are three nouns that people trying to be cool use when in the situation that you did something they cannot do or, they feel uncomfortable or, threatened ....👍

Hey ,watch me do this! Oh yeah well.... can you even

by Deeznutterbutterzthe4th June 5, 2016

I can't even

I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!

Girl 2: Just re-order it then.

Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!

Girl 2: Then don't.

by #bebit4life June 19, 2014

break-even point

(n.) the level of output at which all costs are equal to revenue. There is niether profit nor a loss.

We make 500 cars a day and sell them for £10,000 each. The cost of making 500 cars in one day is £500,000 so we make no profit and no loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Six, Two, and Even

Also 6, 2, and Even. A phrase referring to horseraces, where those numbers on a horse indicated that that horse was most likely to win, so it was the safest horse to bet on. Outside of horseracing, the phrase claims what is most likely going to happen.

Joe: Hey, did you hear about the George leaving his girl?

Philip: Yeah, but I wouldn't worry too much. Six, Two, and Even he'll have another girl in three days.

by Vintage Translator February 2, 2018

What the even hell

When “what the hell” is not enough, but “wtf” is inappropriate to use. Eg at a church or a school

What the even hell sandra you cannot blow a kiss to the priest

What the even hell karen, why are you wearing odd shoes.

by Lionking98 July 30, 2021

Aint Even On the Map

1. Not widely known by the general public
2. A crew or hood that has no rep

1. Yall aint gangsta, you aint even on the map
2. KGE? Why are you repping that, you aint even on the map
Rose Hills? You're dead, you aint even on the map

by MickyD24 December 9, 2008

I wasn't even there

I wasn't even there.
A term you say when you weren't even there.

"Dude do you remember that party?" "Dude I wasn't even there."

by Wasn'teventhere February 23, 2012