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Easter Basket

Having enirely too much hair in the pubic region to where your nuts and penis head look like a few eggs in a dark grassy basket.
Dave got so drunk last night that he showed everyone at the party his Easter basket... Gross!
by crazycaper31 April 4, 2009
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Eastern European

A person who comes from Eastern Europe and has Eastern European ancsetory, often known for their good looks and oddly shaped feet that they have.
"Have you seen the new smoking hot Eastern European student in class, shame about her feet"
by Charlie1 December 24, 2012
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Eastern View

A new high school located in Culpeper, Virginia. The mascot is the CYCLONES(fancy word for tornado) Their sports teams are AWESOME! The principal (Mr.Mello) is pretty cool. The lunch SUCKS(then again, thats all of the public school there).
"Hey. Welcome to the home of the Eastern View Cyclones"
"What the hell is a cyclone?!"
by LilDukie January 27, 2009
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Eastern Goose

A term used for someone that has finished something was ahead of time or before you, usually makes you angry.
"i have finished my French work early," said Krissy.
"Well aren't you just an eastern goose then!" Replies Neal.
by Buttsy! May 19, 2008
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Elasterbate

(v) to use a waistband from your underwear to masterbate.
Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.
by just some dood January 28, 2010
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eastern medicine

'non-drug' treatments. It is all about focusing on the physical; social and soul of the person
China use herbal medicines, this is an eastern medicine
India uses head massages, this is an eastern medicine
by laurens1996 October 17, 2013
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easter pumpkin

Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013
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