When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.
by angelossary April 19, 2010
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by Brae54 August 23, 2011
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by P.HONGG September 18, 2008
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