Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.
by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009
Get the Projectile ejaculation mug.The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.
Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.
See also wham bam thank you ma'am
Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.
See also wham bam thank you ma'am
Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"
Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"
Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"
Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"
Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010
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The event resulting when a skier blows out of both ski bindings at the heel pieces in a forward fall.
Shit son, I stuffed my ski tips into that bump and had a double heel ejection.
The powder was so deep, my skis went submarine and I did a double heel ejection.
The powder was so deep, my skis went submarine and I did a double heel ejection.
by The Snow Prophet May 12, 2010
Get the double heel ejection mug.a clear, odorless substance many women may produce upon orgasm. thought to originate from the Skene's glands adjacent to the urethra. similar to male ejaculate only in the respect that it is most definitely not urine.
by thefemalewhoejaculates April 19, 2014
Get the female ejaculate mug.1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.
2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.
2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
by KC Royals November 30, 2011
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In some cases the force of the ejaculation can smash through walls or cause physical injury, especially to young children.
In some cases the force of the ejaculation can smash through walls or cause physical injury, especially to young children.
'Holy crap was that a gunshot?'
'Nah mate it was just my flatmate. He's a turbo ejac.'
'The fuck just happened Barry my vagina is bleeding?!'
'I'm sorry Mary, I should have told you, I'm a turbo ejac. We should probably get you to the hospital'
'Nah mate it was just my flatmate. He's a turbo ejac.'
'The fuck just happened Barry my vagina is bleeding?!'
'I'm sorry Mary, I should have told you, I'm a turbo ejac. We should probably get you to the hospital'
by bareswanage420 October 12, 2016
Get the Turbo Ejac mug.Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009
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