Eber

Eber

A mystical being that everyone loves. Full name: eberhoe

origin: entered our world when a deluded person attempted to spell 'everyone'

i love you eberhoe, there is nothing that brightens my life up than you

by Pseudonymous antonym March 13, 2020

ebehitale

A person who is really sarcastic, and is very much a local. They use'poor people lip gloss' and always brings pennies to her bank to deposit them. They're really thin and skinny as a teenager, but have high hopes of one day waking up and being thicc.

Guy 1: "Who's that skinny girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean Ebehitale?"

by SaneSavy March 21, 2019

Eber

A Beaner with big ass ears

That Eber is so rude

by Lodenode September 21, 2018

eberhardy

much like that of a horses ass hole! Prefers sloppy seconds, showers once a month, and likes to pretend like he doesn't like it in the ass from other men! Also known as a sabertooth for his deranged front tooth that never gets brushed!

Yup, there's eberhardy, no rhythm...none

by $loppy$econds December 10, 2008

Ebeau

6'5" bald guy who wishes to take up permanant residence in a reality show confessional booth to talk about his feelings. Often dates girls for long periods of time, especially if they won't have sex with him.

"hey ebeau, why do you look so tired today, up all night throwing hip"

"no my girlfriend and i were up talking all night about stuff"

"dude, you're so ebeau"

by theymademedoit September 17, 2008

Ebenezer's scrooge

When you remove your genital pubic hair and place it in your mate's mouth during intercourse, or afterwards. It can either be swallowed by the mate, or can be glued on to the mate's face.

Since I've put that Ebenezer's scrooge on my girlfriend's face, every time I kiss her i can taste my penis.

by TheGuyWithALotOfTime October 20, 2010

eberta

Eberta is a woman who tells it like it is and gets the job done.

This place is a disaster! We better call Eberta!

by The looker December 4, 2013