Ebeau

6'5" bald guy who wishes to take up permanant residence in a reality show confessional booth to talk about his feelings. Often dates girls for long periods of time, especially if they won't have sex with him.

"hey ebeau, why do you look so tired today, up all night throwing hip"

"no my girlfriend and i were up talking all night about stuff"

"dude, you're so ebeau"

Ebeau by theymademedoit September 17, 2008

Ebeau

Enigma / beau

Ebeau. is very enigmatic

Ebeau by Enigma beau February 11, 2019

eBaum

The webmaster of eBaumsworld.com, arguebly the most shamelessly self-promoting site on the Internet. Has its fair share of funny material, all of which was scrounged around the Internet and has had the eBaumsworld logo crapped on it in some way, effectively shitting on the face of the content's real owner. Also infamous for false advertising; if eBaumsworld's promotes itself as hosting "clean humour and nothing pornographic", then I'd shudder at anything the webmaster might consider remotely "dirty".

Image banner: "This image is NOT the property of eBaumsworld's.com"
Surfer: "So why the flying fuck is this ugly banner stripped across it?! It's fucking the picture up!"
Answer: Because anybody linking to said image is actually promoting the site by anybody reading the domain name stripped across the violated picture. Brilliant strategy, eBaum.

eBaum by Alhadis December 9, 2004

ebaum

A verb, meaning to steal something and claim it as your own. Based on the actions of Eric Bauman, owner of the website eBaumsworld.com, who steals all his content from other people and claims it as his own.

"Hey, I made that image! You ebaumed me, you weasel!"

or

"I have no talent or ethics, so I ebaum content for my webpage."

ebaum by Fuego Fish February 8, 2005

ebaumsworld 

A place full of stolen media with ebaumsworld.com plastered all over it

There is no God, because Eric Bauman hasn't been sued to hell yet.

ebaumsworld by Smeego February 5, 2005

eBaums World 

The internet's largest garbage dump.

Chock-full of videos, media and games that you already saw 5 weeks ago, but obviously not that sickeningly fat kid sitting next to you laughing his ass off. Because he's getting his daily dose of OFN at eBaums.

Comes complete with spyware.

Did you see the Numa Numa dance on eBaums?! OMG it's SO AWESOME!!! LOL!!!

eBaums World by rtil March 27, 2005

Ebaumsworld 

Used to show off stolen material from other sites with a "THIS IMAGE/VIDEO HOSTED ON EBAUMSWORLD" banner on it

Examples include
YTMND: Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Change Facial Expressions
AlbinoBlackSheep: Animator vs. Animation

Believes theres no such thing as stealing on the net

Ebaumsworld would have most likely get shut down if it werent for his all mighty legal team.

Full of Ads and Porn and not even the toughest popup blocker will hide all of his ads...

Person 1:OMG LINDSAY LOHAN DOESNT CHANGE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS IS GONE!!!!1111

Person 2: Yea, it was taken down becasue Ebaumsworld stole it...

Ebaumsworld by SACP September 3, 2008