Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe

When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.

I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.

by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025

Dwarf

Someone who hates being called cute

Person 1: Omg u so tiny
Person 2: FFFFFFFFF
>>person two is a dwarf<<

by Absolutedude101 June 21, 2018

Dwarf Prison

When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.

She locked me in her dwarf prison.

by Monkian79 August 5, 2023

filthy dwarf

When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.

"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"

"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"

by Schleiermacher December 5, 2016

Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench

Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.

by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020

Dwarf

A little cunt 4ft tall.

A dwarf is a gnome, only he's alive.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

by schraderpaul April 1, 2022