dumpster fairy

A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.

Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.

by Hitchhiker42 May 5, 2018

dumpster hire

A newly-hired (or promoted) employee who eventually displays their ineptitude and lack of experience/qualification for the job.

I can’t believe they gave Timothy the team lead role. He’s a complete dumpster hire!

by Bassam March 8, 2018

Dumpster Dive

In search of treasure, you Google your ex and are sucked into a black hole of a tireless hunt through all of social media, emerging hours later with NOTHING BUT HOT GARBAGE and a defeated, lonely heart.

Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.

by Mademoiselle_Quinn April 4, 2020

dumpster hole

The inevitable result of the colloquial dumpster fire in which the physical or metaphorical steel floor has completed melted and deposited the contained pile of shit on the underlayment. See also SNAFU, Trumpster, and Upwork.

President Trump's re-election campaign has fallen into dumpster hole.
Upwork.com's management has turned the platform into a dumpster hole.

by firescue17 June 24, 2020

Dumpster Cult

The sum total of those individuals so indoctrinated into the blind following of ANY narcissistic sociopath (including Trump) that the reality of actual fact-of-crime evidence cannot penetrate a shield of carefully constructed, pure and utter bullshittery.

So. Who’s gonna pay for the wall? Who’s got the sharpie ready to ‘correct’ the hurricane path? Who endorsed Ivermectin and other harmful agents to treat COVID without ANY supporting scientific evidence? Who systematically mis-represented his real estate holdings to gain illegal financial leverage? Who orchestrated the most pervasive attempt to undermine Democracy in American History? Who has been indicted on, like, 91 charges of dumpster cult criminal activity in both state and federal courts? Who called the dogs on his own Vice President nearly costing him his life? Who is running for president ONLY because election to that office might allow him to pardon HIMSELF for crimes against the United States of America?

by YAWA September 6, 2023

fish dumpster

Having sex with a dirty female hobo in a dumpster. Her vagina should smell ripe of fish.

guy 1: 'You know that back alley on 5th street? I totally did a fish dumpster with some hobo chick there.'

guy 2: 'Dude. That's gross.'

by hobo_fisherman August 20, 2009

Prank Dumpster

Prank Dumpster is a term used to give emphasis on a person, place or thing that is prone to and often victim to pranking. This term is best used when said person, place or thing has been numerously pranked and is going to get more of them. Prank Dumpsters can vary, from Malls filled with edgy tweens knocking down product stands, to restaurants getting odd food orders; all the way to News channels getting pranked live. The magnitude is large.

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that live prank call that the news channel C-SPAN got?

Dude 2: YES! Haha that was so fucking hilarious. The look on the news reporter's face!
Dude 1: C-SPAN is such a Prank Dumpster.

by agoodstart May 20, 2014