Mademoiselle_Quinn's definitions
In search of treasure, you Google your ex and are sucked into a black hole of a tireless hunt through all of social media, emerging hours later with NOTHING BUT HOT GARBAGE and a defeated, lonely heart.
Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.
by Mademoiselle_Quinn April 4, 2020
Get the Dumpster Divemug.