Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

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Disciplinated

The training of a young girl from Romania when she cannot stay focused or lacks social graces.

When Evoh acted out she had to be disciplinated.

by Papi Kiss September 5, 2021

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Diving Disc

The act of inserting a frisbee disc HORIZONTALLY into someone’s anus. As the anal cavity may not be large enough, smaller “practice” objects may be needed to increase the circumference of the cavity.

I gave Jacob a diving disc last weekend. He nutted in 3 seconds.

by Divingdiscaholic September 12, 2018

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A street gang formed in 1969 on the south side of Chicago which has now spread throughout a lot of the United States.
Mainly African American but there is a branch of GD called IGD (Insane Gangster Disciples) that are mainly white kids between the ages of 13-16 who come from nice neighborhoods. Usually pretty chill people but don't piss them off.

They wear black, royal blue, grey, and white.

Ethan: I'm gangster disciples nigga wassup
Tyrone: oh hell nah not one of these kids

by ezra24 April 6, 2023

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discabooberated

when things have gone awry or have been jacked up beyong normalcy.

man, your belt is all kinds of discabooberated.

by Ragnar October 24, 2002

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ass discharge

The discharge that is secreted from the anus

Bigs: Yo can you hang tonight?
Deuce: Na man, I gotta lotta ass discharge to take care of.

by DeuceFactor October 6, 2013

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unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

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