Dookieye

The process of removing your contact lenses after taking a shit.

I should have taken out my contacts BEFORE taking a shit. Now I have dookieye.

by Max Dickson September 23, 2016

dook silk

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .

After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.

by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018

Dookie Brains

A term for some who is not too smart.

(Especially if they think the moon landing is fake.)

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not understanding the moon landing is real.

by Dooked June 27, 2019

Dookied on

To take a shit on someone, usually their forehead

Lokzi:

"OMG Kai you dookied on that kid"

kai:
"Ik i dookie on them all the time"

by Kai wrote this January 7, 2020

dookie splash

a dookie splash is when you’re taking a big dookie and it hits the water and big splash of dookie water hits your booty

adam: hey marii i need to go shower, i had a terrible dookie splash experience 😵😵

by puppylover10203 August 21, 2020

Dookie in the pot

Another term for a fat shit

“Ima go drop a dookie in the pot”

by Pantysniffa5 January 21, 2021

dookiesprinkles

dookiesprinkles or known as liv is a awesome cool funny person that everyone should know about, they also like grape juice more that apple and orange juice which i think is 100% correct

dookiesprinkles is so funny and cool and has amazing music taste!

by your.mom.lol07 July 9, 2021