dodge

The very worst car company in the world. Dodge is made up of ass licking soul-suckers, who sell cars that die after 50,000 miles.

Every person who has purchased one will agree that their Dodge was a complete piece of rotting horse shit.

If they say anything good about theirs, Dodge paid them to say so, plus they're robots who live off crack and bengay.

My mom likes Dodge and she's a crack smoking robot republican from middle America.

by yummypinkblobs October 13, 2006

dodgeball

A game involving two teams, generally made up of school children in a gym class, and a variety of various sized rubber balls. The object of the game is to ostracize the fat, the slow, and the pussies from the rest of the group by pummelling them with the balls, making them cry, lose their glasses, and have to sit 'out' for the rest of the game. It was unfortunately banned from most schools in the late nineties due to the rise of the fat, the slow, and the pussies to positions of high educational authority positions.

Jimmy: Remember the good old days when we played dodgeball in gym instead of learning underwater basket-weaving?
Johnny: Yeah, like when I hit Fat Fritz in the face and broke his nose to get him out? Good times, man. Good times.

by child of the 80s June 8, 2004

Dodge

Biggest white trash car manufacturer

Jedd: Hey Cletus! Does that thing got a hemi?
Cletus: It's a dodge ain't it?
Jedd: Holy shitbuckets! I forgot those sons a bitches put hemis in all their cars!

by gotohellwhitetrash November 30, 2004

nigerian dodgeball

Public death by stoning.

Tyrone, one of the most notorious niggapotamus, challenged Jamal to a game of nigerian dodgeball to prove who was the better man.

by AJ habalaaaa March 9, 2005

Dodge

A truck that middle aged guys buy to look more masculant. Dodges are mostly assembled in Mexico and are giant pieces of plastic and skillfully assembled paper mache'. Dodge trucks have become more popular in the past years due to the rise in guys with small junk. Real men drive good ol chevys and actually can get laid unlike Dodge drivers.

Mike: Hey John why you drivin that Dodge? John: Its a really good truck you should get one. Mike: Im good I have a big package.

by Chevyman58752 May 16, 2011

dodge dakota

A mid-size truck built by Daimler Chrysler from 1987 - today. One of the only mid-size trucks to come with an available V8 engine which made it popular with the truck enthusiast crowd when it came to racing or towing capability.

Unfortunately, like its other Chrysler brethren, suffered from transmission based problems in its earlier days but has become much better in the past 10 years. Regular cab models are no longer available due to the Chrysler's sales of regular cab model Dakota's slimmed heavily in the past few years.

The 2008 model Dakota comes with a redesigned 4.7 liter V8 pushing 302 horsepower and 329 lb/ft of torque, a substantial increase from its earlier gen 4.7 liter motor, which was rated at 230 hp and 295 lb/ft of torque.

The Dodge Dakota has been a very popular truck for many reasons.

Its towing capacity surpasses many of the capacities of other trucks in its class.

by Rale May 13, 2008

dodge

'This place' or the general area

Aww shit, 5-O be coming, let's get da fuck outta dodge

by Anonymous September 15, 2003