muff diver 

a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"

julie likes muff, bloody muff diver

muff diver by Shaun Elgar January 14, 2008

carpet diver 

A carpet diver is generaly a gay female, but can also include any male who eats vagina.

Dude Don't buy that girl a drink she's a carpet diver
You dont have a chance

carpet diver by buddysmoken December 23, 2013

sky diver 

When a male or female hangs from a ceiling fan and then poops causing the feces to explode all over their partner.

When Nathaniel finished having sex with Patsy, he grabbed the ceiling fan and performed a sky diver. Patsy was soon covered with his fecal matter within seconds

sky diver by RockinTheFro December 14, 2008

Holy Diver 

1.Declared when stealing something from someone else, similar to yoink; The utterance of the phrase legalises and legitimises theft.

2.Also said when picking up something cool you've seen.

1. *Guy A is eating a bag of crisps*
Guy B: Holy Diver! *steals several crisps*
Guy A: Fuck off.

2. *Guy A is walking down the street, and sees a €10 note*
Guy A: Holy Diver! *picks up the tenner*

Holy Diver by ISTPQ September 7, 2006

Holy Diver 

Someone who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a woman of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

Holy Diver by Dick Taint August 5, 2009

cliff diver 

a girl that has a very scarred face and teeth that appear that she chews or dives onto rocks and stops herself with her grill.

Bro, you musta been trashed last night to have had sex with that cliff diver.

cliff diver by the gillamonster January 16, 2008

Holy Diver 

When some bitch says not to say holy shit anymore so your like "OMFG HOLY DIVER" from now on.

Person 1:"Sweet Jesus that was crazy!"
Person 2: "Yeah holy diver!"

Holy Diver by Roy E. Munson June 16, 2008