Ding-Dong Ding-Dong knock knock knock 

No one's home. Rejected, GO HOME.

"I went to my mom's house to get eat some chicken wings and waffle fries, and i got ding-dong ding-dong knock knock knocked."

"I paid $250 on prom night and I got ding-dong ding-dong knock knock knocked. Apparently she doesn't dig the love handles or the snaggletooth

Ding-Dong Ding-Dong knock knock knock by batarange January 13, 2009

ding-dong-ching-ding-dang 

The way to call someone a no braining fucking retarded imbecile of a Lack of IQ completely idiotic dumbass nigger.

Jax: Hey Jale, I sent the sex tapes to the GC!

Jale: YOU DING-DONG-CHING-DING-DANG!

ding-dong-ching-ding-dang by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Ding Dong Dash

Where an unknown person comes sprinting behind you, pulls down your pants, has rapid sex with you for 5 seconds, pulls your pants back up, and jumps through your window and runs away.

this random guy came through my back door and ding dong dashed me before i even noticed.

Ding Dong Dash by The C and E crew October 24, 2009

Ding Dong Blitz 

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!

" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "

Ding Dong Blitz by Blitztastic April 29, 2010

Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.

He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"

Ding Dong Where's the Bong by pseudonymous bosh March 12, 2015

ding dong diggiriggidong 

Silly words that can mean anything.

ding dong diggiriggidong-things i like to say when i'm dancing, ding dong diggiriggidong silly words that can mean anything.

ding dong diggiriggidong by [slurps furiously] June 14, 2016

ding-dong-ditch 

Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them

Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news

ding-dong-ditch by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017