Derrick

Derrick is a black nigga with a huuuuge dick.He is the best rapper at his school and is about that action.Derrick is very smart handsome and nice.He will throw hands with and nigga who wants it girl or boy.Every girl that seen it loves to suck on his eggplant emoji because they love how big and black it is.He has a strong heart and a stronger 6-pack.Derrick is always fresh and always smiling.Derrick is a Fortnite goat and everyone knows that.

Damn Big Pappi Derrick is so fine I want to slob on his knob
Derrick is the best rapper I know
I want to fuck Derrick soooo much

by Everybody that knows Derrick December 7, 2018

Thermonuclear Transmodification Device

A device that transmodifies things using the power of thermonuclear energy.

BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!

by Random Twoddle August 31, 2005

Derrick

Derrick is a smart guy. He is good at basketball and keeping you laughing. Derrick is an out going person loves to speak his mind loves and play video games with family members and friends.Derrick also loves to be independent. Derrick is going to play pro basketball for his favorite team and he is going to have many supporter's.Derrick also loves to keep his girlfriend happy at all times

Hey how has your and Derrick been

Oh we been doing great

I see Derrick playing pro basketball

Me to he is great at it

by Jacee Smith June 7, 2018

Derrick

A person who is easy to friend, and is typically kind hearted. Usely found alone, or in a small group of people. Shy, easy to scare, and friendly are just some of the words i would use to describe Derrick.

Be careful Derrick might run frim that.

by PurpleRose567 July 29, 2018

Personal Flirtation Device

(n.) (Abrv. PFD) A person who you hone or practice your flirting skills on even though they are already dating or in a relationship with someone else. You usually want to get with them extremely bad, but are forced to resort to playful flirting (especially when the boyfriend or girlfriend is not present).

Can also refer to a person who remains in the dreaded abyss known as the "Friend Zone".

Dude, I would totally get with Sara if she didn't have a boyfriend, but I guess she'll just have to remain my Personal Flirtation Device.

Rachel is so hot, but I'm stuck in the "Friend Zone" so I guess she'll just have to by my Personal Flirtation Device.

by OGBiggy July 11, 2010

Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.

I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

Derrick

n. An oil drill

Texas oil drills can also be called 'derricks'.
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The derrick is owned by the oil company.

by Defiant Blob February 6, 2010