Area Derangement Syndrome

An effect where people think that a country, state, province, city, or any other sort of area are far better / worse than they actually are.

Jimmy : Hey guys this part of our city is such a nice place!
John : No it isn't...
Jimmy : YEAH IT IS
John : But people get constantly robbed, shot and raped over there...
Jimmy : THATS A FALSE STATISTIC!
John : Calm it down with your Area Derangement Syndrome

by SRPGShadow June 13, 2018

Turkish Derangement Syndrome

Or simply, TDS.

A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.

Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-

Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.

Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class

Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG

by Black Boy From The Jungle October 7, 2018

Pussy derangement syndrome

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.

Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner

by MJssss December 29, 2018

BO-Derant

When you’ve used deodorant but you can still smell your natural body odour.

I got a whiff of your BO-Derant.

by Theoriginaljackman December 10, 2019

McGee Derangement Syndrome

A mental dysfunction causing those detractors with schizophrenic fears and/or hateful thoughts and feelings about Johnson McGee to go unhinged. Abbreviated as MDS.

Herbert has been talking about Johnson McGee all day! I feel like he might be suffering from McGee Derangement Syndrome.

by Johnson McGee The Third April 12, 2021

Mittani Derangement Syndrome

Mittani Derangement Syndrome (MDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Spacelord Mittani, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.

Villy, sadly, suffers from such a bad case of Mittani Derangement Syndrome that he can't handle people actually listening to his interview.

by Zabbara June 4, 2021

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021