dicked down

to be in a relationship with a guy whose sex is so good that you cant leave him. this guy can be a loser or an asshole but he fucks you like you've never been fucked before, which keeps the girl comming back. THAT is what it means to be dicked down.

bitch with no man 1: i cant see why she's still with him, i mean he's lazy, aint got no job....

bitch with no man 2: he probably is hittin that so good that he got her dicked down!!

bitch with no man 1: hmmm lemme see if i can steal her man.

by preston brewer March 5, 2008

Upper Decker

A toilet prank, whereby someone defecates in the refill tank (water closet), causing each additional flush to deliver brown, poopy water into the bowl.

Jim was being such a jerk at his party, so I went upstairs to his bathroom and dropped an upper decker in his toilet.

by bodythunder December 9, 2008

Cunnilumpkin Decker

A variation of the cunnilumpkin in which a woman receives cunnilingus while she deposits feces into the upper tank of a toilet. This is the female version of the blumpkin decker, and is far more difficult.

A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.

The hostess of the luncheon offended Mary and in turn embarrased her husband, so the two of them snuck off to the master bathroom did a shameless cunnilumpkin decker.

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

donkey dicked mother fucker

a guy who is hung like a donkey

damn, that nigga is a donkey dicked mother fucker.

by h bizzle 5 shizzle July 1, 2006

dicked on

if you get completely owned at somthing youve been dicked on.

a form of tea bagging but metaphorical

*head shot on COD4* ... omg you got dicked on!

or instead of you got wrecked... you got dicked on!

by Mr.CoolWaters October 10, 2008

black-n-decker pecker wrecker

braces in the female mouth....if used during felatio, will shred the man's penis

"dude, your sister is a black-n-decker pecker wrecker"

by Jincks, the owner of your souls October 5, 2003

Urban Dicked

v. when your name or screenname gets added to this website with a definition you might not like.

Oh no he didn't! Small dicked Nathaniel is just ASKING to get urban dicked, i'ma define his ass right now. daaamn homie.

(see "nateddog")

by Curtis G May 13, 2003