Verb: "to top deck".
To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.
The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.
To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.
The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.
"Hey, give that back or I'll top deck in your toilet!"
"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."
"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."
by Top Decker July 20, 2008
Get the top deckmug. "holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"
"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"
"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"
"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"
"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"
by fourfourfourty October 16, 2008
Get the weed on deckmug. by Mike Adam Caela Mick Nick April 29, 2007
Get the Deck 19thmug. this is where you deck someone who is really easy to deck, for example harriet palin, hence the name decking palin.
by nowenm8t May 26, 2011
Get the decking palinmug. One of the deck that made by vtuber,Kuzuha where you can ask about how good is weather today.It is usually applied when you have a first conversation with another person.
by eiku_tknr May 7, 2021
Get the Weather deckmug. A coke deck is any flat, hard, non-porous surface used for the insufflation of narcotics. In practice, this is usually a mirror, but it can be many things; the top of a refridgerator, a varnished table, a marble kitchen surface, an iPad, etc.
by SolidSteak January 7, 2012
Get the Coke Deckmug. "Hey lemme get a 40 sack of bud"
"I got caught up again so I'm off deck right now. Hit me up in a month."
"I got caught up again so I'm off deck right now. Hit me up in a month."
by easeeyourhead September 2, 2013
Get the off deckmug.