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top deck

Verb: "to top deck".

To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.

The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.
"Hey, give that back or I'll top deck in your toilet!"

"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."
by Top Decker July 20, 2008
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weed on deck

to have lots and lots of weed
"an expansive amount of marijuana"
"holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"

"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"

"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"
by fourfourfourty October 16, 2008
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Shingle Decked

When your having sex with two or more women on the roof of a home missionary style. However, before you cum you flip the women over and jizz on there backs instead. This way the skeet will fill the scratches left behind by the shingles, and possibly prevent infection.
"Hey yo Jake, those two girls that i shingle decked last night ended up in the hospital because there backs burnt too much..."
by diabetesmanjake September 23, 2009
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decking palin

this is where you deck someone who is really easy to deck, for example harriet palin, hence the name decking palin.
im just gonna go decking palin
by nowenm8t May 26, 2011
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cheeks on deck

have u seen that girl Kim's ass? she got some mad cheeks on deck!
by flutterby April 30, 2009
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Deck 19th

Orgasm. To lose control of one's sexual feeling. To explode with orgasmic thrust.
I say, old chum, I believe that woman has attained Deck 19th!
by Mike Adam Caela Mick Nick April 29, 2007
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off deck

When a drug dealer stops selling drugs. Usually temporarily.
"Hey lemme get a 40 sack of bud"
"I got caught up again so I'm off deck right now. Hit me up in a month."
by easeeyourhead September 2, 2013
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