drowning in fingernails

the effect of excessive nervousness you suffer while talking via phone or computer to someone that takes a minute to respond who you fear is probably doing something more fun than talking to you

Max: "hey, whats milton's problem tonight?"

Carl: "oh, its nothing, he's just drowning in fingernails because that girl he's been stalking still hasn't texted him back"

by LIsquared January 29, 2010

drowned in the pussy

Hugh Hefner

Hugh literally drowned in the pussy... RIP my man!

by Han SoSwoll September 27, 2017

Drownded

Preslei's way of stating the past tense of drowned .

Preslei almost DROWNDED in the water at the lake.

by Section-8 April 23, 2019

Drowning in melodrama

A political party/entity or even a city so unaware of its own political failures/disasters that said party/entity or city actually becomes a literal circus drama

Right now the democratic party, both as a party and as an entity, as well as the city of Washington DC are drowning in melodrama.

To win the next election the dems need to focus on 4 substantive topics: crime, covid, inflation, the border and education.

by Sexydimma January 6, 2022

Drink Drowning

When a guy called PJ has a drink all day and in the evening goes fishing and the fish pulls him in and he drowns.

Oh my god, is he drink drowning

by 10sabi7 September 7, 2011

douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.

Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015

Forever drown world

It's cool. A pretty dope iteration of Hell. I think you guys are going to like it.

Hym "Ok... FOREVER DROWN WORLD!!! So, basically, you drown forever, right? The sensation of drowning forever. They say it's the most peaceful way to die but you can only hold your breath for like 2-5 minutes. So it doesn't last all the long. But in Forever drown world it lasts... well, forever. Thus the name. And, in Forever drown world, sometimes you get eaten by a fish. Sometimes several fish. Sometimes you are the fish and get pulled into a boat and cooked and eaten by fish-men. Sometimes an eel swims up your bum and busts out your chest like xenomorph. Ripped apart by octopus, ect... But the only thing that doesn't kill you is the drowning. I might have a round where you spawn in with a knife and 100 other people and the last one standing gets a little air cube for, like, and hour but... You know the reanimated corpses of the people who died are going to eat you alive, right? Like, when the bubble is gone? They're GOING to eat you. That is a fact. And if you thank God for the air bubble you immediately lose air bubble privileges... And are eaten by zombies... Yeaaah... Forever drown world! It's gonna be dope!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022