dyslexic cuddler

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.

“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”

by iwasinurbedlastnight June 12, 2019

National Cuddle/Fuck Day

On November 2nd u have to cuddle/Fuck someone.

I can’t wait for national cuddle/fuck day!!

by Jimboy445 October 23, 2019

e-Cuddled

When you cuddle someone through the internet.

Jack: I just wanna be e-Cuddled.
Emily: Sure!

by kittencx January 25, 2020

Shaft cuddler

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals vagina

Jerry: Hey Mike! How'd your date go last night?
Mike: Let me tell you Jerry, her shaft cuddler was mint

by Da Jellyman April 29, 2020

nightmare cuddler

is the rare person that Loves and cuddles with the things that most people consider to be a nightmare.

she always held the Boogeyman every night, for she was the nightmare cuddler

by Lil'Weirdo92 April 12, 2022

Internal finger-cuddle

v. To put your finger into someone else's bottom with affectionate intent.

"Frederick was a tini, tiny bit surprised when a finger slipped up his bottom, but he was assured that it was just an internal finger-cuddle, and nothing to be alarmed about."

by Mr.Yellow_Pants February 15, 2013

cuddlebunkinboo

Something you snuggle that is warm and cozy

When your puppydog greets you at the door and he/she has been snuggled up sleepin and is all warm - you pickem up and they practically melt in your hands...that's a cuddlebunkinboo.

When your significant other is laying on your side of the bed to get the sheets warm...that's a cuddlebunkinboo.

by Me'liza January 6, 2008