cryaon

a colored individual who is skinny.

ambie is a cryaon at the get togather, cryaons are fun people to hang out with

by kyle the kid and seannny June 23, 2007

Crysacking

Verb-Complaining and, or using excuses to avoid doing anything that takes the least amount of effort..

Rosie has been crysacking all morning about her back pain in effort to get out of command physical training.

by SuperSteve55134 November 23, 2009

Crydar

The ability to spot, or hear, a genuine cry. To differentiate between a fake cry with manipulative intent, and a real cry based on fear or pain. See: Toddler at bedtime.

Johnny's sobs didn't convince his father to buy him the toy he wanted. Daddy's Crydar was too well developed to fall for that trick.

by Seattledad April 17, 2010

Cregaytionist

A religious fundamentalist that leads a double life: on the one hand, he/she is an ardent apologist constantly asserting his/her moral superiority over non-believers and skeptics of the dogma and/or doctrine that he/she defends with the usual staples of mendacity and breath-taking, deliberate ignorance. Conversely, he/she hypocritically leads a secret life punctuated with the gay sex he/she denounces as a damnable sin. Also called: Ted Haggard Syndrome

You ever see that fundie preacher with a woman? I bet he's a total cregaytionist.

by Tarbosaur April 11, 2011

cryacide

A half assed "suicide attempt" where the offender has no intention of actually killing themselves but, instead, wants to reap the attention that will result from people thinking they were seriously considering killing themselves.

Kathey tried to kill herself by putting a bag over her head but the thing had holes in it. What a cryacide.
or

Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so he committed a total cryacide by jumping out his first floor window.

by Colleen&Seth April 30, 2011

Cragack

One who creeps, hacks, and rages. A creep hacker thhat rages. A hack creeper that rages. A rager that creep hacks. A rager that creep hacks.

Armaan said," Hey Taylor, why did you cragack my account?"
Taylor said," I don't know I'm just a cragacker."
Eli said," Why are you guys cragacking?"

by Tarmaani<3 May 18, 2011

Crypalator

The art of being a dangerous, untrustworthy, or just plain ass gangster!

That crypalator jacked my wallet at the show!
I was crypalating in the club with a bitch on my nub!

2pac was crypalatin' so Biggie Smalls had him shot.

My girlfriend was crypalating through my dirty text messages to other hoodrats.

by batess August 3, 2012