crimp one off

To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.

"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"

by McCowboy July 20, 2006

Four Way Crimp

The Four Way Crimp is an unprecidented 'extended' crimp( a musical rap-like nonsense poem) performed by Howard Moon, Vince Noir, Naboo and Bollo of The Mighty Boosh in series 3, episode 'The Crimp' when they are challenged to a 'Crimp-off' by impersonators Lance Dior and Harold Boon of The Flighty Zeus.

Vince, Howard, Naboo and Bollo smashed the Flighty Zeus up with their Four Way Crimp!

by megs00 March 25, 2008

cripple cart cowgirl

A female riding a cripple cart.

"Oh, fuck, look at that cripple cart cowgirl. I can't tell where her tits end and where the rolls begin."

by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

Nipple Cripple

To bite a chicks nipple to hard and end up hurting her

I accidentally pulled a nipple cripple on my girlfriend last night

by joeytheleo December 11, 2010

crip

A gang member of the notorious inner city street gang. Thier colors are blue and are originally from Los Angeles.

*news reporter*: "there have been a deadly drive-by commited by the Southside compton crips".

by Crazy Mo May 29, 2003

crippin

When a crips doin his thang...Like c-walkin...cappin' slobs...and juss repin that good ole' blue flag......

Juss the otha day i saw crip's crippn

by Slob_K_420 October 27, 2003

crimple

verb--To dent or smash a car.
noun--any dent or visible impact made on a car.

1) A tree fell in the storm last night and crimpled my car!

2) Man, I just bought the car and it already has a crimple in the door!

by Brosti August 6, 2005