critical hit

1. A term for an attack doing either double damage, or significantly more damage than usual. Taken from the game manuals and guides of countless RPGs, including but not limited to Pokemon and Dungeons & Dragons, and anything themed after D&D, etc.

Sweet, my near-dead-Machamp's/Fighter's Revenge/Cleave attack scored a critical hit on that Tyrrannitar-with-poor-defense/weak Kobold!!!PWN!!!!11!

by aka_Pyro July 5, 2007

Critterication

Communicating with critters, particularly pets, as if they are small children.
This voice is usually higher pitched and contains a great deal of gibberish.

"Come here Tiger! Mommy is going to work now!! Oooohh Mommy's going to miss her 'yiddle' boy! Yes she is!!"

"Wow Lucy is getting crazy with that critterication! Does she think the dog likes it??"

by Rax1134 October 25, 2009

mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.

It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.

by gollen October 22, 2003

critical hour

The time in the middle of a crisis either that outcome will be bad to worse. Also the outcome could be from bad to good vice versa.

The survivors have to make it through the critical hour.

by Schmuckoff July 1, 2017

critter hearted

A SFW headspace where people pretend to be a domestic pet for a short period of time, they often cosplay the animal by putting on ears, a collar and playing the role of the animal by barking, meowing or even mooing and eating the foods the animal would. This is similar to kinning the animal.

''Why were you barking in your room?''

''I'm critter hearted''

by Mariibeary May 14, 2021

criticistic

Same as critical just makes more sense to use

Emily was very criticistic of her artwork

by Juulpods1397 July 8, 2021

The Critic

One of the greatest animated sitcoms ever, that sadly only lived to see two seasons. Created by Al Jean and Mike Reiss, two of the head writers of The Simpsons, the series starred Jon Lovitz as Jay Sherman, a fat film critic with very high standards that causes him to give bad reviews to practically every movie he reviews. The series was also known for it's jokes about pop culture, politics, and practically everything else about life back in the mid-90s

The first season aired on ABC in 1994, was cancelled after the end of the season, but picked up by FOX for season 2 in 1995, which saw a rise in viewership, but ultimately ended in cancellation as well (plans for a third season on UPN fell through, though a series of internet shorts were made in 2000).

The Critic was-and still is-a fantastic series-I hope whoever decided to cancel it got fired.

by GaaraoftheDamned December 6, 2012