Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023

criminal yapper

A yapper who´s indentified as a criminal, likely is trying to talk about how he´s not guilty about the stuff he did

"Bro i swear to god i didn´t steal his vapes."
"Stfu criminal yapper"

by ToastHampter December 16, 2023

criminal chic

When a wealthy lonley person covered in tattoos and has gold teeth who intentionally catfish shallow men or women

I'm attracted to him he is criminal chic

by The Cornish Yorkies August 2, 2017

Criminal

A nickname for the person with a last name of crimmins. They are very smart but are very good at predicting things based of what they see. They often predict relationships of people together.

So if u have anything to hide u should be aware that a criminal will find it.

E.g. 1. mate I reckon Jacob over there has a crush on Suzan.
Eg. 2. Jake and sally will be in a relationship for sure mate.
E.g. 3. Nathan and Rebecca r bound to be Together when they’re older

Beware of a criminal they will find everything

by Doorfrog March 5, 2019

gross behavioral criminalization

Classifying or indexing all human behavior in a criminal context so all activities can be used as pretext for investigation and prosecution.

The polar intelligence matrix between the average person and policy makers induced a gross behavioral criminalization after years of adopting confusing law.

Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.

Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.

by Ontological June 26, 2018

Criminal mollycoddling

A trend where criminals turn more and more into their mothers each and every day, especially the males.

Criminal mollycoddling has turned the penguin into the parakeet.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Criminal

what you should call yourself after saying "frick" on that christian roblox server

you criminal! you're getting a 4 year ban after saying "heck"!

by go commit not feeling so well September 29, 2018