creationism

Magic man done it!

Example of Creationism:
Magic man: Hocus pocus Universe!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Solar system!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Apple pie!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Beer!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus P0rn!!!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Paper towl!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Earth!
Magic man: Hocus pocus Man!!!
Man: Thank you Magic man your the greatest.
Magic man: MORE BEER!!!!
Man: Hocus pocus baseball!
Magic man: Wow good one!
Magic man: EVEN MORE BEER!!!!

by Arch Magos October 25, 2012

Creation Scientist

An oxy-moron. (With the emphasis on the latter.)

Creation Scientist: The Big Bang Theory violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, and is therefore wrong. This proves that God created the universe.

Real Scientist: But creation by God also violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, so that theory must be wrong, too. You can't have it both ways.

Creation Scientist: (pause) Burn in Hell!

by AzISeeIt April 19, 2011

Creator

Someone who creates. Also: maker, artist, builder, mother, god.

by Truth hurts March 11, 2003

Creationist bashing

Where one or more people beat up on a creationist because they try to make people believe there outmoded,ignorant and stupid ideas.

theres a creationist meating tonight want a do some creationist bashing?

by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

creationism

Denial, foolishness, brainwashing, etc.

Creationism Dialogue
Creationist A: Evolution is only a theory!
Creationist B: Yay! Let's go kill some heretics!
Pat Robertson: Assassination is fun!
George W Bush: Can I say 'Crusade' again?
Creationism

by Zarquon July 31, 2006

Creative reason

What you say when you kick someone off or out of something, because you’re afraid you actually have to get out of bed and do your job.

Krista Vernoff and Shonda Rhimes: we are letting go of Arizona and April for creative reasons

by 911yeshello May 21, 2018

the creator

Al Gore. The creator of all that is inter---.

Al Gore created the internet, as well as the interweb.

by grap3 December 7, 2004