by rayyychell March 14, 2009
Get the eat a crayon photographymug. Girl: Is that a weed
Guy: No this is a crayon
Girl: I'm calling the police
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency
Guy: *visible confusion*
Guy: No this is a crayon
Girl: I'm calling the police
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency
Guy: *visible confusion*
by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019
Get the Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the policemug. I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
Get the Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebramug. by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
Get the crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window lickermug. 
a term of untold status, fame and good luck bestowed upon an individual once initiated into the crayon cult by owning a Crayon Cult NFT PFP and eating / melting a crayon. For folks who want to identify as a crayon use the pronouns "cray/on"
( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
example 1 : wow that crayon really looks cool
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult
example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire
example 4 : those crayons are good at everything
example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult
example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire
example 4 : those crayons are good at everything
example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
by gregmars@thecrayoncult July 22, 2025
Get the Crayonmug. by iluvthenet March 17, 2017
Get the me crayonsmug.