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eat a crayon photography
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by rayyychell March 14, 2009
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Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police
by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019
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Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
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crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
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Crayon

A crazy person, or a person who is acting crazy. Stems from “cray.”
Person 1: “Why didn’t you text me last night? Were you with a girl?”

Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”
by baby-bop March 28, 2018
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crayon painting

When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.

Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".
Yo Alex, Quit Crayon Painting the floor.
by itz_lexiii_ November 29, 2024
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Crayon Class

noun

1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);

2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot college girls are in my general-education crayon class | after getting destroyed by my engineering coursework, I can attend my crayon class and take it easy for a change.

2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 7, 2024
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