crack my noodle

a term used to describe the act of making someone else laugh really hard.

for example:
"That was so funny. You crack my noodle!"

"You cracked my noodle sooo HARD last night."

"Quit cracking my noodle!"

"You just shattered my whole box of noodles."

VARIATIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.

crack my noodle by noodlecrackingwHore May 24, 2012

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys 

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

crack me up 

when someone says something funny and you start laughing uncontrollably you say "YOU CRACK ME UP!"

person 1: he is planning world freckelation!
person 2 who is laughing uncontrollably: dude! u crack me up!

crack me up by golden weirdo July 20, 2008

Crack 4 Crack 

An unspoken agreement between a man and woman. When drugs are given freely and Sexual favors are given in return.

these woman like to belive there not whores because it the agreement never spoken a loud and they don't take money and there for doesn't count. but they are.

"you got to have crack 4 crack to night "

Crack 4 Crack by not a crack whore February 8, 2010

crack fizz 

The froth that appears around the mouth of a crack addict when one is fiending.

Not having smoked crack for five days, Billy began to form crack fizz aound his mouth.

crack fizz by Mr. Bigotle April 4, 2011

Crack Head Shit

Another word for stupid;When a person does stupid shit without any real reason, cause or valid explanation.

Craig got fired for stealing boxes. Stealing boxes? Damn.. Now that’s some Crack head shit

Crack Head Shit by Khandi86 July 3, 2018

crack a rat 

A method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. Similar to the Australian phrase of "opened your lunch." People no longer have to say "he farted."

Dude, who cracked a rat? Jimmie, do you need to go change your draws?

Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!

crack a rat by JLG September 8, 2003