Comparalyze

The act of measuring yourself against someone else in such a way that you become convinced you’ll never reach the level they’re at–causing you to give up trying altogether.

If you spend all your energy examining the ways in which you're inferior to others, you'll comparalyze yourself. The only person you should compare yourself against is you.

by TheChariot77 November 24, 2014

company weather

Beautiful weather from Monday to Friday and then rain on the weekends. Companies with outside workers love this as, productivity is maximized on workdays and downtime due to inclement weather is reduced. Workers on the other hand slave away during the week in the sun and then have their free time spoiled by the weather.

Dammit! it's raining? fine all week and now on Saturday - rain, bloody company weather!

I hate company weather!

Why can't it rain on Monday? damn this company weather

by Kraken August 31, 2014

company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.

"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"

by CurtisLumber September 2, 2015

compassionality

Having such a deep and intense compassion that it feels like it's part of your nationality.

Wow! I wish I had that much compassionality.

by The real Word Whore June 12, 2018

Compass Craft

The worst creation that man has ever seen. It was a mistake from the start, and should if died at the end of season 2. Nobody has ever played compasscraft and gotten out of it without an extra mental illness or two. Only hardcore nazis or femboys play on the server now, creating a playerbase of homo-fascists. It’s a strange place to be in.

“Hey, have you heard of compass craft? My brother played on it last week and now he has to go to therapy...”

by Enbías March 10, 2021

Virtual Company

Spending time with someone online (virtually). Usually involves having a conversation through an instant messenger.

Guy: I really enjoy your virtual company but I don't think it's going to work out IRL.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.

by teddyrux March 24, 2008

convenience companion

synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired

Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?

TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions

by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009