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Comment Vomit

1. When one person excessively comments on any social networking site, which creates an annoying amount of notifications that you do not care about.

ie. Facebook status's or photos

2. When friends have conversations on a social networking site photo or status, also creating a cluster fuck of notifications not involving you. Often happens when you simply "like" something or leave one comment.
Dude, I was tagged in a photo from that party last night, and had 84 notifications because that blonde bitch that I was hitting on comment vomited all over it.

My friends comment vomited all over Joey's status. 172 notifications later I regret "liking" it.
by AMchickentitsPU December 12, 2009
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nigger advisory committee

Generic term for NAACP or any multicultural/diversity body in an institution.
yeah, that black man got a black man's scholarship from the nigger advisory committee.
by Young Love April 27, 2006
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commentariat

A collective term referring to news analysts and commentators.
The war on terror is consistently referred to as the single most divisive political issue by the commentariat.
by Bowtie42 August 26, 2007
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Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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Commiting a JP

Puking on a girl that you really like.
Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.
by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009
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Comment Talk

To carry out a conversation via a myspace comment; Usually while already talking to that same person on AIM.
Dude, i was comment talking with megan last, and she said she'd totally do me, and that was at the same time we were instant messaging!
by zac archer January 19, 2009
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No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say
"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."
by D-Monkey May 24, 2018
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